Kirby. We know him. We love him. He's the tiny pink protector of Dreamland and it's denizens. He's also an intergalactic, world eating tyrant of Galactus proportions! I'm going to show you why. Listen well...
OK, Kirby has been stated by Nintendo to be an alien who came to dreamland. Let's take a look at the first Kirby game, shall we? For best results, let's put it in realistic terms.
Kirby lands on the earth's surface and begins to plow through humanity, eating people who had done nothing to him and gaining their knowledge. Causing mass amounts of property damage, I.E., breaking blocks and floors with a FREAKING HAMMER at some points. Lighting various objects on fire all in his never ending pursuit of destruction. He gets through seven levels, or our seven continents, and kills all who oppose him, as well as eating up all of their food supplies. He sets up death AND famine! At the end of each stage, he takes out a boss or the best military force in said continent until he gets up to stage 6, orange ocean. There he encounters another alien, I.E. EFFING SUPERMAN((Meta Knight)), and beats the piss out of him. Going on to stage 7, where he kills DeDeDe, and the Dark Mind. These could more than likely be assumed the President and the Vice President. The game over screen at the end is a very happy Kirby! Truth be told, he raped the planet, ate all the food, and exterminated all life! KIRBY KILLED SUPERMAN AND DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Oh, Kirby, how could you....?
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