Monday, July 7, 2008

Diddy reviews "Hancock"... and looks like an ass while doing so.

I'm certain more than a few of you have seen Sean Combs/P. Diddy/Puffy/Puff Daddy/Diddy/whatever the hell he's calling himself these days' review of Will Smith's new movie "Hancock". If not, then allow me to show you.



...Wait, did he just say that there were NEVER any black superheroes? Wow, it seems every time this guy opens his mouth, he manages to prove his ignorance. Hold on, isn't there a website featuring most if not all of the comic industry's black super heroes? Honestly, I could type up at least four paragraphs to answer this stupidity. To save us both some time, I think I'll just provide some examples as to why this guy obviously doesn't know a damn thing about what he's talking about. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

A LIST OF BLACK SUPERHEROES.



The Green Lantern (John Stewart)


War Machine (James Rhodes)


The Falcon (Sam Wilson)


The Black Panther (T'challa)


Blade (Eric Brooks) Seriously, how the hell did he miss this?! Blade had three movies and a television mini series!


Luke Cage/Power Man (Carl Lucas)


Spawn (Albert Francis Simmons)

The list goes on and on... The truth comes down to two things. The first being that there are TONS of black superheroes in the comic industry. The second is that you could take ANY of the previously mentioned heroes and watch them beat Hancock to a bloody pulp... Especially Spawn.

Diddy's statements were completely unfounded and looked like a sad attempt at getting a little face time in the media. Needless to say, this was a failure of epic proportions. I swear, this is one the best examples of people who need to keep their mouths SHUT.

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