Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Work Sucks

It's like a black hole that eats up all my free time... Our bosses are, for the most part, assholes. This causes morale to drop to truly depressing levels. People are quitting left and right. Hell, they're getting jobs with LESS pay, just to save themselves the stress. Now that the holiday season is coming... I dunno if I want to be around for the mess it's going to bring.

Well, that was surprisingly depressing from me of all people, but it was what was on my mind at the moment.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Oh, no you didn't!

....This should be the ass whoopin' theme song. Just saying...



Seriously, this should be the song that plays in your head when you're getting ready to get even. So freaking awesome. Does it make me want the game? Not hardly. It's just a great song.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

The videos will be coming back soon!

Hold tight... I've got some stuff planned that you'll all enjoy!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Lightning...

Unfortunately, my computer was fried by a FREAK LIGHTNING STORM. I had heard of it happening once or twice, but to actually witness it... let alone be the victim of such a terrible thing... is a horrible experience. Thankfully, my brother is cool enough to let me use his. The only drawback being that it's a COMPAQ. With that being said, it will be a while before I can get any new videos up, and this blog will recieve updates MUCH slower. Sorry... it's just until I can buy a new PC.

Speaking of videos, I have to wonder if anyone gets to this blog through the descriptions for my videos on YouTube... If you have, PLEASE, feel free to comment. Please and thank you!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

ALI PROJECT

I've become completely obsessed with this group lately... I don't know why, but it's the only group I've been able to listen to lately. This isn't exactly a long post, but it's what was on my mind at the moment...





So. Freaking. Good.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Ok, THIS IS WHY WE'RE SO DAMN FAT.

*ahem* Chocolate chip pancake wrapped sausages on a stick. Sounds unlikely huh? That's what I thought when I heard it, but I was wrong... Oh so wrong...


Who decided "Oh, snap! Great idea!" ? This isn't the first, nor the most shocking thing you'll find in the American snack cookbook, but it really makes you think. We have a society that is constantly working to eliminate manual labor and physical movement to suit our laziness. What's worse is that people are actually "OK" with being obese. BEFORE I GET COMPLAINTS, I'M NOT SAYING I HATE FAT PEOPLE. Hell, the overly thin give me the jeebies... being a little overweight isn't such a huge deal, but this is where it becomes a real issue. Oh, and yes, THAT IS HER STOMACH.




I'm certain to receive quite a few arguments, but I'll only deal with the most prevalent ones. Firstly, it's nobody's fault but your own. Yeah. You CAN in fact control what you eat and how much you exercise. I don't care if you're depressed, eating will NOT fix whatever is wrong with you. Also, Your "baby weight" is not an excuse you can lug around for a year after having the kid. You and you alone are responsible for the shape you're in. The same thing that applies to alcoholics, drug addicts, and the like does in fact apply to being morbidly obese.



"But K.K.! It's all McDonalds fault for making their food so addicting! They knew I wouldn't be able to control myself!" That's bull@#$% and you know it. As much as it pains me to say it... Regardless of the fact that Rondald McDonald is in fact the greatest evil that walks this earth, and heads one of the most powerful corporations of all time, he's not holding you at gun point and forcing you eat that 3rd Big Mac.

It all boils down to this... M O D E R A T I O N. I'm not saying stop eating and stick your finger down your throat, but tighten the reigns a bit. It's not impossible, you'll live longer, and you'll avoid a lot of health complications.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Kirby, Kirby, mother &*@*ing Kirby.



Kirby. We know him. We love him. He's the tiny pink protector of Dreamland and it's denizens. He's also an intergalactic, world eating tyrant of Galactus proportions! I'm going to show you why. Listen well...


OK, Kirby has been stated by Nintendo to be an alien who came to dreamland. Let's take a look at the first Kirby game, shall we? For best results, let's put it in realistic terms.

Kirby lands on the earth's surface and begins to plow through humanity, eating people who had done nothing to him and gaining their knowledge. Causing mass amounts of property damage, I.E., breaking blocks and floors with a FREAKING HAMMER at some points. Lighting various objects on fire all in his never ending pursuit of destruction. He gets through seven levels, or our seven continents, and kills all who oppose him, as well as eating up all of their food supplies. He sets up death AND famine! At the end of each stage, he takes out a boss or the best military force in said continent until he gets up to stage 6, orange ocean. There he encounters another alien, I.E. EFFING SUPERMAN((Meta Knight)), and beats the piss out of him. Going on to stage 7, where he kills DeDeDe, and the Dark Mind. These could more than likely be assumed the President and the Vice President. The game over screen at the end is a very happy Kirby! Truth be told, he raped the planet, ate all the food, and exterminated all life! KIRBY KILLED SUPERMAN AND DESTROYED THE WORLD!



Oh, Kirby, how could you....?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

An answer to a previous post.

I recently talked about Sonic Unleashed and how the Werehog could be bad! BEHOLD! The answer to all your fears regarding this game. This is the end of this post. Watch the video and put your mind at ease.

Monday, July 14, 2008

E3 Cometh! Brace yourselves Sonic Fans...!

The Electronic Entertainment Expo, E3 for short, will begin less than a day from now! This is the time where game companies showcase the games we'll be looking forward to for the next year or two. While there are many impressive titles coming out this year such as Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of The New World and Gears of War 2 , there's also one more title that has QUITE a lot riding on it. I'm referring to Sega's latest attempt to save their speedy blue mascot: Sonic Unleashed.

We all know that Sonic hasn't had the best of luck with this generation's consoles. While Sonic and The Secret Rings received MOSTLY good reviews, it wasn't enough to put everyone's favorite anthropomorphic hedgehog back on track. Especially after following the game most people refer to as "Sonic: The Disaster".

After this recent torrent of average to horrible games, many fans of the series have become jaded and cynical beyond all help. Can you blame them, though? After being disappointed that thoroughly so many times, you're bound to change your outlook on a lot of things. There may be hope yet, however. This latest title promises to return the series to it's roots. This means loops, speed, and 2D platforming. It's all there, as well as a few 3D segments that are reminiscent of the Adventure series. All in all, it looks pretty promising! There's just one gripe that most people have...



Apparently, Sonic transforms into a beast that people are calling "The Werehog" when the sun goes down. People compare this werewolf-esque transformation to The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and how Link changes into a wolf when exposed to twilight. Personally, this "were hog" looks more apelike to me. Kinda like Sonic on a roid rage..

Anyway, this could be the first step towards a recovery for Sega and their mascot... However, if this game bombs as hard as most of his recent titles... It could be the final nail in Sonic's coffin. Only time will tell...

Here's a collection of videos related to Sonic Unleashed if you haven't seen them yet.







Monday, July 7, 2008

Diddy reviews "Hancock"... and looks like an ass while doing so.

I'm certain more than a few of you have seen Sean Combs/P. Diddy/Puffy/Puff Daddy/Diddy/whatever the hell he's calling himself these days' review of Will Smith's new movie "Hancock". If not, then allow me to show you.



...Wait, did he just say that there were NEVER any black superheroes? Wow, it seems every time this guy opens his mouth, he manages to prove his ignorance. Hold on, isn't there a website featuring most if not all of the comic industry's black super heroes? Honestly, I could type up at least four paragraphs to answer this stupidity. To save us both some time, I think I'll just provide some examples as to why this guy obviously doesn't know a damn thing about what he's talking about. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

A LIST OF BLACK SUPERHEROES.



The Green Lantern (John Stewart)


War Machine (James Rhodes)


The Falcon (Sam Wilson)


The Black Panther (T'challa)


Blade (Eric Brooks) Seriously, how the hell did he miss this?! Blade had three movies and a television mini series!


Luke Cage/Power Man (Carl Lucas)


Spawn (Albert Francis Simmons)

The list goes on and on... The truth comes down to two things. The first being that there are TONS of black superheroes in the comic industry. The second is that you could take ANY of the previously mentioned heroes and watch them beat Hancock to a bloody pulp... Especially Spawn.

Diddy's statements were completely unfounded and looked like a sad attempt at getting a little face time in the media. Needless to say, this was a failure of epic proportions. I swear, this is one the best examples of people who need to keep their mouths SHUT.